Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
I just used a tire swing as a toilet. I think I'm gonna pass out here so I can see the look on the first kid who uses it in the morning.
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
So I'm going to regale you with a tale of someone who went out, was fed way to many shots, got super wasted and now has a date with one of the security guards from the building but has no idea what his name is. That someone is me
My sober self will be embarrassed tomorrow. For now I am laughing my ass off.
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
Just got hit on by a 28-year old, quadraplegic, triple-cancer-survivor redneck. Now updating bucket list to meet newfound standards.
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
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