Omg I just drooled on the screen of my phone from smiling with my mouth open while textin bahahahaahah
Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high re you right now?
i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
you kept begging me not to tell anyone you had been a bat in another life
Changing from sweatpants to jeans at 3 in the afternoon makes the day seem so much more productive than it actually was.
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
I don't know how Dave is alive, I feel like he's been drinking since I met him.
I'm drunk doing an ab workout. I can only hope I make it to bed tonight.
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
Randomize
