the best thing about tacos is after you shit them all out you feel like to have room for your dignity to come back
took 5 apple pie shots. caution: flames. not digestable.
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
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