the new term for farting is butt boxing.
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
Sitting in the library lobby in the middle of exam week. Drunk. Dressed as santas slutty helper. Waiting for the student shuttle service. People are clapping for me as they walk by. Tell me how this isnt college
We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
I found him with a guitar and his kitten in his room. He was singing a song he'd titled "you're a cat". Guess what most of the lyrics were...
My grandmother cheats at beer pong and has been rubbing her tainted victory in my face for an hour now.
All I want is tacobeell and your body
that's my favorite sentence you've ever said.
I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
That awkward moment when your drug dealer pulls your boss out of the snow
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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