And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
How was the birthday sex?
Shit got outta hand. Honestly I think even my STDs have STDs.
What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
He was super stoned and then he compared doing meth to having anal sex and told me to "ride that cowboy." The cowboy being my ex.
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
If we hadn't just agreed to no commitment, i'd totally propose right now. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
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