Having a random hookup so left but love u
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
Don't make this awkward for me. Don't let your mom come near the bathroom. I can't meet your mom for the first time while I'm shitting. Dont make this awkward.
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
I have a fantastic sense of humor but being called a merman isn't funny
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
No. Not going out tonight. No. It's Tuesday. Xanax and Full House Tuesday.
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
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I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
Randomize
