whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
I got a phone call from security asking me to do my laundry wearing more than a blanket next time.
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
A particularly funny moment you may have missed; you walked in to the basement to announce that whoever was cooking sausages had left them on the grill for Hella long, only to be told that you were in fact the person grilling. At which point you just said, "the sausages are done" and walked out
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
It's ok, I did squats with my bottle of wine before I opened it. That counts as the gym since I won't be getting there haha
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