Can Purell be used as lube?
I wish I could rss feed the hooker ads on craigslist because it looks suspicious that I check craigslist every hour.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
Dude, I don't care how big her tits are. I have to dump her. She shit in my shower.
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
It felt like a sumo wrestler slapped me. With a wet hand. 8 times in a row.
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
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