Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Wesley from the Princess Bride. I kept telling him what I wanted him to do and all he would say was "as you wish"
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
Stripper just cleaned my glasses with her nipple...
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
OMG I accidentally abducted a cat. Now there is a cat in my apartment. I NEED TO UNDO WHAT I HAVE DONE
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