Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
just threw up while drinking by myself. This is all your fault. You here = a good night, You not here = alcoholism
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
You were hugging the toilet and shouting "don't let fatty eat me" through the closed door.
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
Whenever I'm hungover I try to stay in public as much as possible, hoping to be a cautionary tale to children. It's a public service, really.
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
My vagina is officially offended.
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
Please tell me why I’m standing naked in the kitchen drinking pickle juice out of the jar & there is a container of potatoe salad with no lid & a spoon in it on the floor 🤦♀️
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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