Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
You threw a bottle at the bartender and then stole his tip jar. However, you were quickly KO'd by the bartender. Solid right hook.
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
I just discovered I can sober up while teaching class
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
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