All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
I went to a bar in my pajamas last night. I'll be there again tonight in a wolf costume.
Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta
turns out my ex girlfriend has become my most successful wingman. life is fuckin weird sometimes
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
So apparently it wasn't anything really bad, it's hemorrhoids. Which is the medical word for butthurt. I actually have ass ointment.
I also farted in bed this morning and said, "I don't even care. My body deserves that."
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
But then our conversations are like black box recordings. Just the stuff you hear when the plane is going down
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