It's pretty bad when the convenient store clerk can tell you that you're earlier than usual for visiting the store.
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
Good thing I left work early to shave my balls because traffic sucked ass, which I was written up for and my reason on the write was "to close on time, have to shave balls for date tonight". Oh yea, that was a bold statement right there
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
you didnt realize it, but you puked in the bushes in front of a church and yelled "GOD IS DEAD"
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
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