You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
I just got hit by a car. I'm fine; I'll be to the bars in about 15
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
Can she stop putting up all these passive aggressive statuses and please come out of the "I-want-to-be-a-pornstar" closet already?
Being home sucks. I haven't drank in like a week. Or smoked cigs. Or done drugs. Or had sex. My body is shutting down.
Omg. It's like you're one of those deprived kids living in a third world country. We need to save you.
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
Dinner at my parents is vodka, lemonade, cheese ad crackers. Why would I leave?
I really thought I'd be the only alcoholic drinking alone in my car at noon in the Lowe's parking lot. Passed out dude in the car next to me begs to differ.
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
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