thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
I have no idea who these bands are he's listening to. If his current playlist was a pandora station, however, it would be titled "music for closet cock gobblers"
she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
I always forget that visiting my hometown is like a who's who of ugly people.
In 30 minutes I will have been sober for an entire month. Time for a celebratory lap of cheap alcohol that leads to early liver failure.
But happy liver failure. That's what counts.
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
1st date with cop went weird. He yelled at me & we had a horrible date. Walking to the car I tripped & started bleeding & then he made out with me. Is it wrong that I want to see him again?
THIS IS WHY YOU NEED THERAPY!
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
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