Literal conversation "you are ________ ____. you facebook friended me"
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
We sat in your minivan all night in a parking lot pretending we were in the magic school bus going to the sun
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
Two chicks walked outta his room and all he did was beat his chest like LeBron and yell, "And 1!"
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! I REPEAT, MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! I LITERALLY NOW HAVE TO CANCEL ALL OF MY WEEKEND PLANS.
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
The moment you tore my shirt off I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
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