I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
I'm sitting in the corner at the bar with a poolstick in case a brawl breaks out. Some crazy shit is going down and I'm trying to show my feathers like a horny peacock.
I swear they were about to hook up!!
I know because I was in the tub taking an imaginary silent bath. They stopped cuz I gagged on my shot.
i think when the guy sitting in the corner singing tells you you're too drunk, you're too drunk.
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
MAN I GOT NO SLEEP AND HAD A BREAKFAST OF SKITTLES AND ASPIRIN. I'M LIVING THE LIFE.
Who looks around on a bright, sunny day and says, "you know what? Today I'm going to write gay dinosaur erotica"
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
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