my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
He gets a blow job; I get my oil changed free of charge. And that way I only see him every 2500 miles.
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
These tits shall not be calmed
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
Remember when I puked into a mesh garbage can in the middle of a meeting and told the clients it was "morning sickness"?
hahah yep
Well the are flying back here, it's been like 10 months, should I frame fake baby pics in my office?? Or too much?
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