Well douche your snatch and let's go!
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
Fire alarms went off at reception of gay wedding im at. We all had to evacuate until FD got here. Then...ill just text the photos.
How sad is it that I'm looking in the farm & garden section of craigslist to find a weed dealer. I mean, that's where they'd be right? Just gotta break the code.
I'm in this weird masturbatory haze making onion rings. If you want to come over we can eat these suckers and play TF2.
Why don't we hang out more often?
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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