whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
When i tried to give you something that wasn't tequila...like water....you kept saying it was against your religion.
I've always been the spiritual type.
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
I was the only one at the party that didn't get their name taken by the police. I'm convinced that I'm the main character of Ferris Bueller's Drunken Adventures.
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
Almost caused a huge accident on the highway because I was distracted by how orange the road barrels were
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
Do I get bonus points if I get lockjaw after a cosmic blowjob?
Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
feeding cats lunchmeat on my kitchen floor. come pour me another shot.
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