plz talk dirty to me
i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
babies were throwing up all over the place
the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
I have 11 glasses of water and one beer on the table infront of me. Have to keep going to different bartends to get more. There are only two though and I think they've caught on
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?
Do you know how awkward it is to call the bar from last night and ask if they found my leggings?
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
It was one of those mornings when I wake up and feel like I have to say sorry to the whole world
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
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