Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
my phone is just a graveyard for last nights mistakes. at least it's giving me hints as to where i was though, i'm like carmen sandiego
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
Apparently I'm ahead in the foot race to his dick because I'm not insane. If I'd have known that's all it took, I'd have worn sweat pants more often.
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
You wanna know how bad I feel? I couldn't get out of bed to get the remote, so I just downloaded the comcast app on my phone so I could change the channels
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
also somebody did cough syrup and i was really worried but i couldn’t express why properly so i was like MACKLEMORE SAYS NO
Hey did you take a shower last night at like 4am?
"ummm...." (Thinking in my head) wet towel, soaking wet hair, clean pjs on backwards... "that would make more sense then what I thought happened..."
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
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