Your tits are I can't wait for
Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
Why hello there Olivia! How are you today on this fine and most wonderful morning full of magic and adventure and awesomeness?
Someone just got laid.
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
I got blood in my smoothie but it still tastes ok. Fuck glenfiddich.
I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
The sun is out, the birds are chirping, I made some brownies, I'm not pregnant
This is literally what my 13-year old cousin said to me this morning.
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
Looking back at our past texts, the minute it turned 2020 you were cleaning your house and I was dying of the cold. We were prophesying the Rona.
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