Why is it that you only get to have sex when you haven't shaved your legs in six weeks and are wearing period stained granny panties?
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
I had a terrible day! The only thing that makes me feel better is knowing Jack Bauers day was worse.
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
The cardboard box in my backseat wasn't strong enough to keep your pee contained. Come clean my car.
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
I just screamed IM THE CHUPACABRA and jumped on his dick. I need to evaluate my life choices.
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
I'M IN A SPINNING VORTEX OF SELF-HATRED AND HORNINESS
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
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