i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
the beat of "birthday sex" is shockingly similar to my dry heaving rhythm. it's making me nauseous all over again.
It's been 5 months since I last wore a condom.
Not including when spray tanning
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
mom just made me 'sorry-you-have-hpv-pancakes'
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
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