I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
Just passed a strip club with a Marquis sign that said 'tis the squeezin'
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
You know you drank too much last night when your mouthwash tastes like water
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
She was trying to be sexy well putting on my condom with her mouth when her cat pounced from the corner of the room witch caused her to gasp and inhale the condom
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
Randomize
