Have you ever been so weak from sleep you couldn't push your poo out?
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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That point of drunk where you're in a bar bathroom and you're like "F*ck you bra! I'm not taking your sh*t anymore! and you take it off and throw it in a trashcan.
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
oh god my hair smells like rotten vegetables, sweat, and tequila. I wanna party with your neighbors every night.
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
I just thought I should tell you that I always know what you are doing. Everywhere. Every time. -Your loving Mother
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