sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
As he was under the stripper backwards, he yelled "we should totally be facebook friends"
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
Not gonna lie: had to look up how to spell fellatio. Not sure I spelled it right even now. Looks like a Shakespearean character. ENTER FELLATIO, SOLILOQUIZING.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
Just set the kids up with doughnuts downstairs so I could go up and masturbate uninterrupted. I am such a good mom.
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
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