my sisters under your porch take her home
I just set a weed brownie on fire in the microwave.
Successful day.
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
I peed in a 7/11 last night. Like literally pretended I pretended I was shopping, looked around, and peed on boxes in the corner. No more tequila
AT THIS RATE YOU WILL HAVE FUCKED MORE OF MY CLOSE FRIENDS THAN I HAVE PEOPLE PERIOD BY VALENTINE'S DAY.
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
im in DESPERATE NEED OF A COMPANION RIGHT NOW I’M MOTHER FUCKING TRIPPING SOLID GOLD BALLS
I woke up to a bum peeing outside my window, and he said, "This is embarrassing for you."
Do plants get herpes?
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