is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
My bra smells like weed because there's weed in my bra
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
you spent the night getting lap dances from a stripper with a c-section scar then ended up at a one room casino by the airport and you say you're too good to blaze and see pirahna 3d? bullshit
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
Just discovered i ordered the nhl center ice package back in september, the operator said there was a note next to the time I called, indicating I may have been intoxicated while calling (no clue why but it was noted)...meaning I was drunk...meaning ill never miss another sabres game...i love me and am beaming with self pride
I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
How drunk is too drunk to be on an airplane?
Mom is so high she had to turn off the ceiling fan because it was going too fast and it freaked her out.
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
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