have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
You know how you thought that you put on a condom last weel?
yea
turns out that you did...and i just found it.
At what point in time did you think it was ok to jizz in my hair while I slept??
Around the time you told me my brothers dick was bigger.
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
Because it was 5am and I had a shitty mixed drink and I was threatening to put my balls in your face.
Not the worst first impression I've experienced.
I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
I just remembered that you tried to trade me for a glass of wine
Never in my life did I dream that I would meet and NFL linesman, let alone that he would be standing before me dressed as a Roman centurion and asking for Vaseline.
When we were all out of beer you took a bite out of the cardboard beer box and said "close enough."
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
When you can't finish your jumbo margarita and figure pouring it into a to go box will suffice... Midnight snack?
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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