Please tell me I didn't pass out while we were having sex last night... and if so I am sooooo sorry.
apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
Just woke up next to our cab driver from last night. Please tell me this isn't happening.
I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
hey remember that mom you brought home from the bar last month... she is currently driving me back to her place. turning my phone off now.
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
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