You work out of a Hotel?
If penises could fly, my ass would totally be an airport.
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
the bar just sent me a facebook message congratulating me on being a regular and getting such good grades. my life is not real.
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
Your topless pictures make me question reality
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
That awkward moment when your drug dealer pulls your boss out of the snow
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
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