i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
Im forcing mysellf to pee so i can fit more margaritas in me...
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
I was literally just a half conscious dildo.
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
The trip involved octopus tentacles coming from the little holes in my TV's speakers. The beauty of the nonexistant symbolism had me in tears.
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
I just woke up to my family in the living room watching our security camera tape of me last night talking to a stop sign in our backyard... How the fuck did I get that in the yard?
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