its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
Apparently "I licked it so now it's mine" doesn't apply to people
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
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