we sat in the hammock and pretended we were skydiving for three hours. jack actually started crying when i convinced him his chute didnt open.
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
Well, if you're getting/have gotten your dick sucked, you're welcome. If not, I tried. Step up your game, pussy. I pulled a MacGuyver and got mine. No excuses bro.
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
Dude I'm driving around California right now hiding little bags of weed in random places like Easter eggs so that I can come back and find them later
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
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