yeah seriously, fuck school. I'm changing my master's thesis question from "what are the neuropsychological correlates of antisocial personality" to "will my cat drink this beer"
yeah, you were trying to hump the doorman.
when did we get a doorman?
we were also in the wrong building...
You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
Moment of the night: you were impatient while I paid for the tequila shots and proceeded to lick and salt MY hand for me. This is why we're roommates.
I'm going to call you, don't answer. Need to practice moaning to your answering machine again
I think I'll bring the beer we scavenged from that other party. What goes around comes around, especially when it's Corona because that shit is not staying in my fridge
I don't understand why she gets annoyed by my drunk texts. It means she's who I'm thinking about even when my brain isn't functioning properly.
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
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