don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
I love him more than I love myself. Which is a lot...Because I'm narcissistic.
9 beers later and she still looks like Gary Busey.
someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
I broke out the Krispy Kreme, and am possibly having random internet sex in less than an hour. I think I got this breakup under control.
do you ever wish you could like, jerk your heart off and be, like, emotionally satisfied? it'd feel like cuddling.
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
In my top drawer right now, there are see's chocolates, condoms, weed, and my vibrator. One way or another, this is going to be a good night
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
"Here let me wipe my uterus off your dick" was probably the most unsexy thing said after period sex. I should get an award
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