Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
Last night after we fucked, I washed my vag in vodka so I wouldn't get an STD
Or, you could have used a condom
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
Momentum is force x velocity. So therefore velocity is 0 - hammered, and force is ur legs locked up and ur face hits the ground.
I felt paralized they just wouldnt move. We need segways when were drunk cuz if we start to fall forward they well take off and save the fall.
Dude you're fine. You're 5 minutes away from your house and you're eating fig newtons
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
See, this is why you don't do nice things for people. You'll get stuck in the snow and you won't catch a dick.
Uh oh. Put down the vodka cancel the clowns and get rid of the donkey
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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