office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
He kept stopping sex to whisper in my ear, and the only thing I could understand was "double stuffed oreos"
I can't turn my head to the left, I'm pissing out of my ass, and my finger went through the toilet paper today... I need you.
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
I woke up this morning and the search history on my phone says: "What is this castle in front of my house?"
Remember that time I sent you a 5lb bag of gummie bears?
Like it was yesterday.
Apparently I had it on auto deliver. So whoever is at your apt is gonna gen an interesting delivery...
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
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