3 of us had 22 margaritas. Hellllllo yellow cab. Goodbye morals.
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
You better buy her a motherfucking bunnyrabit to make up for this. And me footsie pajamas for being a cockblock.
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
He's like a fucking cake pop, the greatest thing in the world while it lasts, but it never lasts for long enough
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
Besides he said his dick was as big as a loaf of bread and that it was broken. So I was like u have half a head of hair and a broken dick that looks like bread. No thanks. Im good.
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
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