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I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
Hey. Whatever time u wake up let me know Ur alive. I need my vegas partner... I don't think they let u take corpses on a plane.
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
Just woke up from a dream where I had lesbian sex with myself (a clone of me)... Take that, Freud!
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
Other than the whole stab wound in my leg thing, today was pretty good. The nurses all loved me and gave me a sandwich and juice.
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