Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again
I hate when that happens
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
Just found a wrench in the washing machine. Sooo not doing your laundry anymore.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
FYI: telling a guy his dick is more impressive than you remembered it - they don't take it as a compliment.
He just got dropped off drinking a flask, sitting on the handlebars of a chinese delivery man's bike
Tonight's gonna be epic. Did he bring my noodles?
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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