I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
I sold 10 pepperonis for 5 dollars last night....i fucking love drunk people
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
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