your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
my mom just asked if she should wash your furry handcuffs with the lights or darks
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
I remember now some guy came over and hit on me and poured peppermint schnapps and chocolate syrup in my mouth. Pretty sure he was dressed like Santa....
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
I’m gonna slowly take you in my mouth and push you deep into my throat so my lips are right up against your body and then I’m gonna fucking bite your shit off if one more of our friends shows me a snap you took while I was giving you head. Are we clear?
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
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