You ever start fucking a girl and realize she kinda looks like your mom?
Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
i'm saving my butt for my wedding night
You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
I found my laptop, credit card, and a bottle of Morgan all on the counter this morning. I'm scared to see what gets delivered to my house this week.
She thinks she's a fairy, dude. A real fucking fairy with wings and shit.
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
I traded my shirt for vodka. I wonder if my parents can pinpoint where they went wrong raising me.
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
He told me the color of his piss. Worst. First date. Ever.
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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