no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
It was at that point the crowd that gathered realized i wasn't getting arrested, and passed the sobriety tests. I got a standing ovation from 25 strangers
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
dude i woke up in a pile of chocolate chips. this has to stop happening
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
Just reached for my phone in my non existant pocket while it was in my hand.
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
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