how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
That chick needs a catscan. And fuck it, we're still ordering in a stripper
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
And I just had to awkwardly tell 3 police officers that I was having sex and not in any trouble
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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