how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
Currently bar hopping with 30 Navy SEALS. I know i'm safe but damn its hard to pick up chicks when you feel like a big pussy.
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
I don't know what weirder, the fact that I flat out said "I thought I deleted you from facebook" or that she responded with "I just hacked your account and readded myself". Never thought I'd say this but I wish drunk me would stop making friends!
It was only funny because some guy across the street was getting his mail and he just stopped and watched me throw up everywhere
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
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