Well for starters i'm drinking vodka out of a bell pepper.
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
Turns out the old man beside me in the waiting room was dead, but other then that it was a good day.
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
The last time the Patriots won the Super Bowl I lost my virginity. I can only imagine what'll happen if they win this year.
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
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