also, made friends with this 75 year old millionaire Tony who likes to mosh. Don't ask.
you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
Found a waterbottle filled with a bloody mary in my purse this morning. Blacked-out me is always trying to help hungover me, it's so cute.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
I have a callous on the palm of my hand just below my ring finger that is entirely from opening so many beer bottles. I'm strangely proud right now.
Apparently at 2 AM I decided to let the world know about my newfound love for elephants
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
I'm only texting you this bc god forbid circumstances change when you wake up but currently santa is asleep on top of the washer and dryer.
I feel like a dancer trapped in the body of a math instructor. Love, Mom
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