Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
If she doesnt understand your inherent need to teabag an emo chick, do you really want to be with her?
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
If I had an Australian accent I'd be unstoppable. Teach me how you talk
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