have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
the thought 'we cant do it, we're in a public place' crossed my mind, and then I realized he's succeeding if he's trying to domesticate me.
elevator sex. pronto.
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
My wife managed to convince me to not drink everclear by threatening to ban me from her vagina
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
Literally the fucking master of salvaging the possibility of a blow job whilst also crushing somebody's dreams.
Thank god I work in a lab. This pinkeye is out of control and my safety glasses are the only thing stopping me from digging at my eye with a pen
You had sex with a Scottish dude with a peg leg....how could I NOT tell that story??
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