i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
i just used shampoo as lube. why? because i'm worth it.
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
Maybe it’s too soon to casually tell the boss that I went to Tulsa for some dick last night
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
I'm at the fucking ritz Carlton and I would leave here to cuddle with her. Not even fuck, just cuddle. What th hell is wrong with me?
I think it's called love, bro
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