What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
I want to apologize 3 days in advance for what's about to take place on St. Patrick's day.
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
You screamed "i promise ill stop blowing your brother" in the middle of a packed restaurant at 1pm. We should maybe rethink our relationship.
You can't do wine Netflix and blow jobs in the bed you've had since 5th grade with your parents downstairs
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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