so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
Even my Mr Clean Magic Eraser can't make last night disappear.
So after THIS dui, I've decided to stop driving. Not drinking, just quit driving.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
Do you know how hard it is to masturbate with a runny nose?
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
sorry for throwing an entire water bottle of vodka at you. It was very wasteful
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
Vodka tonic time....wish me luck!
Go for it my man. I'm saving my shit show night for tomorrow. Gonna make it a big one just to let the entire bar know why I'm single
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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