Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
Never have I ever before welcomed her period with such enthusiasm. She was starting to pick out baby names. She got me "What to Expect When You're Expecting."
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
She's licking the vodka she spilled off the desk
Aaaaand now she's drinking it out of the shot glass like a cat
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
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